Please...Don't Snub on a Hub Poem! (A Poem of Snub Flubs on Hubs)
69Well Hello...Most Excellent People...!
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Please...Do Not Snub While On A Hub...
That is the Worst Thing to Do is...Snub...
It Will Make your Snub Stick Out Like a Bad Slub...
Which Can't Be Fixed Even By A Tricky Fub...
Please...Don't Try to Pull That On A Hub...
Really...Please Don't Snub...You Nerdy (*) Blub...
Even If Someone's Mean Enough To Make You Snub...
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You must not Snub...upon your Hub...
You must not Snub...No...You must not Snub...
'Cause...It is Wrong to Snub upon your Hub...
This is for your Own Good...I'm Telling you, Bub...
Because...If you Snub upon your Hub...
It May Rub Folks the Wrong Way...Like a Bad Rub...
If you have a Mean Comment on your Hub...
Do Not Turn Around...and give them a Snub...
That Would Definitely be an Impolite Flub...
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So...if you Receive a Bad Comment on your Hub...
It's Very Bad Behavior...If you then Snub...
Like some Worm...or Perhaps...Even a Grub...
You Better Find it in Yourself...Then...Not to Snub...
You May Wonder Then...What is All the Hub-Bub...
About the Fact that you might Snub...
They did not Purchase Anything to View your Hub...
So Don't Snub...and Act like they should have a Ticket Stub...
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They May Have Typed a Comment Good or Bad onto your Hub...
Just...Don't Get Mad...and Tell Them Next Time They'll Type with a Nub...
It is Not Nice to Return One Dud Flub upon your Hub with a Mean Snub...
One Dud Flub that's Full of Crud...Which Makes for Mud Stuck on your Hub...
It May Make you want to Reach Out with a Dubious Dub...
And Smack the One that would Dare to Snub you on a Hub...
Or Come after them like a Momma "Grizz" does for her Cub...
Or Even want to thump them on the head...with a Billy Club...
That is Why I Say...It is Not Very Nice for you to Snub...
You Must Be the Nicer One...While On Your Hub!
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Just Remember Boys and Girls:
You may not Snub...while in a Tub...
You may not Snub...while at a Pub...
You may not Snub...while on a Sub...
So, Let's Face it...On a Hub...You Surely May Not Snub!
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To Review Now...Concerning a Hub...
I Think It has been Clarified Why Not To Snub...
We Will Shout your Name Aloud...Like a (**) Glubb...
Or Smack you over the Head with a (***) Jub...
Should you...In Fact...Then Start to Snub on a Hub...
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Now That You Know We Don't Snub On A Hub...
Go Do Your Part...As Part of The Club...
Grow up and Give Behind Your Ears A Scrub...
Don't Start...Shrugging Your Shoulders Behind a Shrub...
Or Soon...You Will Find that you are in Big Troub...
And You Will Then be Given a Return Snub...
Even Though...We Should Not Do That On A Hub...
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Of Those Who Are Wondering What I Juz' Said On This Hub...
Grow Up...Bub...Don't Make Me Have to Give You a Glubb Snub Stub...
It's Not My Fault...You Can't get this in your Brain...Even with a Noogie Rub...
And Now Newbies have been warned on the Hub...Not to Flub...
So With No More Further Ado...I'm Telling You...You Blub...
Please...Don't Snub...While on a Hub!
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Why Naturally...This One is Uniquely Inspired by None Other Than: Dr. Suess and His "Cat in the Hat".
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(*) Blub: Word originates from " Why Nerds are Unpopular", a discussion of nerd life in high school. From paulgraham.com.
(**) Glubb –noun. Originated from: Sir John Bagot: /bægət/ Show Spelled Pronunciation : [bag-uht]; (“Glubb Pasha”), 1897–1986, British army officer: commander of the Arab Legion in Jordan 1939–56. [per this reference found in Dictionary.com]
(***) Jub: Jub\, n. [Perh. corrupted fr. jug.] A vessel for holding ale or wine; a jug. [Obs.] --Chaucer. [Definition also found using Dictionary.com]
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Why Thank You, I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s...Hope it was fun!
Sooo fun, lol! I love Dr. Suess and was thinking of how your poem was so like him, prior to you acknowledgment! Thanks! :)
Thanks so much. You have to enjoy a good laugh...I find, I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s, that Dr. Suess was quite intelligent in his simple approach to rhymes...and as a direct result...inspired so many kids to read
Yikes, to respond in kind...
What nerdy flub could I find?
Not a one, I must say
'Tis quite clear you found dismay.
The whole premise for me is mute
If Bub snubs, I hit delete with a silent toot
And away I move from the silly Snob
But all in all MPM, you did a great job!
First I thought "Dr. Seuss." Then I thought "Writer's Block." But it was really fun! I had a blast and a few chuckles!
SEM Pro has a good wit, as well!
SEM Pro: What a truly Magnificent Spectacular Poem Comment. I am thoroughly impressed with your poetry skill...I don't think I can keep up with this one you made...It is Most Excellent! Glad you thought I did a great job!
judydianne: I have to laugh at your "Writer's Block" comment-cause I have hit snags before in mid-poem...and had to pull-up the nose real hard to keep from crashing and burning...! But...Not on this one...this one was pure joy...and fun...and I've been wanting to bring it to life...for awhile now...Glad you had a blast with it...and a few chuckles. SEM Pro does have some wit to her poems...I totally agree.
Poem Author's Special Comment to the Poem's Person of Dedication: Here's a toast to a "kiddy" favorite, Dr. Suess, who brought us a lot of silly goofy nonsense when we were much younger...and may have been the smartest teacher who ever lived...Cheers to ya', Dr. Suess!
LOL ! LOL! LOL! and don't snub on a cab on your way to the hub !
Yes...Whatever you do, Tantrum...Please, Don't Snub on a Hub...or in a cab to the Hub Pub...You should never be a Snubber of a fellow Hubber...unless that Hubber snubs you like a Snob full of blubber...whose brain is made of rubber!
This hub I will definitely not snub.. as there can be no sub for such a great and lyrical hub!.. good job.. love it.
Well Howdy, erin boote...So glad you decided not to snub this crazy lil' hub...that could have been a real flub! I'm still having fun with Poetry here at MPM Brand Poetry...with an occasional bout of wisdom from time to time (but it's fleeting)...also in Poetry. Hope all your Hub writings are doing well. Thanks for the comment on this "Snub Hub" and for stopping by...By the way!
followed tantrum here i am his fan now
Ok...Brenda Scully: Welcome to here as his fan...A fan of tantrum I am.
I never thought I would see poetry that I'd like. Nor did I expect to see poetry on HubPages. But you proved me wrong. That was awesome.
This is a cool hub, I love it!
I like that!! You must not snub!!!
You should be a book writer like Dr. Seuss I loved this!!! Great Job!!! :)
gourab21: Thank you for that "Most Excellent" comment. A Manly Poetry Man...Such as I, Humbly, Can only hope that what you said in your comment today...is what all readers would say...if re-exposed to Poetry done in a Manly Way! Thanks for stopping in and reading my Poet-tray...
Rebecca E: Why Thank You for that cool comment...Thanks for stopping in and reading a fun Manly Poetry Man Hub!
whiteorchids: No...You Must Not Snub! You Must Not Make A Big Flub...And Then Snub. Snub Someone While On A Hub...That Would Be A Dubious Dub! Glad you liked this one!
AEvans: Thanks AE...Maybe I've found a whole new direction to take my poems...? [HHHMMM...I'll think on that one a spell : ) ] Thanks for your comment!
To snub, or not to snub..? That is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The snubs and glubs of outrageous fortune,
Or to take clubs against a sea of nubs,
And by opposing end them? To snub: to glub;
No more; and by a snub to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That ego is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To snub, to glub;
To Hub: perchance to flub: ay, there's the rub;
For in that flubbed Hub of nubs what snubs may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,...
Shakespeare ( and McGurk ) will never forgive me...
Thanks, Manly, I enjoyed this...you have a unique talent, much appreciated...Larry
Maven101: Thank You Thus...For Your Poem Blurbage...And Blubbing...In Reference to Snubbing. T'was Mighty Shakespearean of you to mention Snubbing in quite the Ol' English elegant fashion...! Consider your self forgiven for transgressions committed while commenting on any Hub of mine...you may invoke great Poetry at anytime in respect to style and wit on a Manly Poetry Man Brand Poem. And By the way...You Sir...have demonstarted great wit in reference to said poem commentary...displayed here today. Now...maven101, my friend...Go Forth in the World and onto every Hub...and spread the word...Thou Shall Not Snub!
I hereby promise not to flub and snub on any hub cuz I wouldn't want to rub anybody the wrong way... this is so sweet it gives me a toothache and so cute I almost can't stand it. Lots of fun. I completely enjoyed myself reading this and I couldn't keep from smiling. Genius!
Alright Disturbia: Heneceforth Let it Be Known: You have promised not to Flub and then Snub on a Hub! This may make for a good pledge for all Hubbers to promise so they will not be Snubbers...as well. I want to go on record also...and promise never to Snub...with a Glubb "wrong-way" Rub...of someone's Hub...'Cause that would make me a Hub Snub Grub Blub. Glad you liked this Hub. Thanks for your comment and for being brave enough to show other Hubbers the way...with your promise!
Dying of laughter here, and reminded of Dr. Suess =) This was a lot of fun, original posting/poetry and commentary.
The hot summer sun
Sears hub snubs on the sidewalk
Smashed by tromping feet
Oh, such wonder!! I read it to the beat of Dr. Suess (before I saw your acknowledgement) and kept thinking of how I love his books (still reading them to my little ones). Wonderful writing, as always ManlyPoetryMan!! Love your style! (And I'm happy to say, I didn't snub back when I was snubbed!!)
I agree with Beth100! I immediately had Dr. Seuss on the brain reading this one! NICE! :-)
Seems like everyone I know has commented here. Now I'm being snubbed on the hub. Lol. Hey, what a tongue twisting poem, man. :) you make a rhyme all the time, manly poetry man. See, I rhyme as well, SWELL!
So...many poets responding back by most excellent poetry...that is awesome..."Bring It-with the Great Poet-tray...Is all I got'ta say!"
Maria Appleby: Is dying from laughter...and doing the poetry thing at the same time...Well Done...Writing down poetry under adversity. Thanks for your comment!
Beth100: Already setting the record straight that she has not snubbed when snubbed...therefore she should be awarded and thus dubbed...that though somone really blubbed...she offered to be gracious when stubbed...in the midst of her being "wrong-way" rubbed! Thanks for your comment, Beth100
kisszzl: Bringing it with the poetry comment. Welcome to my Hub on Snubs...Thanks for your Poetry Comment!
anoel06: Dr. Suess on the brain? I hope it did not cause much pain? Actually...I have to admit that I have him on my brain...as well...many times...as I kick into my rhyming gear! Thanks for your comment.
fierycj: Dost Thou Not Rhyme Now...As Well, My Friend? Welcome to the Whacked-out and Often Cracked-Up World of MPM's Tongue-Twisting Poetry Hub on Snubs Dubbed Blubs by Improper Flubs. Duds that think they're Studs...and Ladies who think they're so fair...with noses sticking up in the air! Can no longer be...for you see...Now you have this Hub from me...and the blubbers that were hubbers...have been shown they were nuthin' but snubbers! Thanks for commenting...fierycj... : )
What??? Cant compete with that! You're in your very own element! Lol.
fiery: Sure you can...You are the Man! Just having fun with
Poet-tray...The "Manly" Poetry Man way...Thanks for re-commenting, fiery...it's all in fun...no harm done in a pun. Glad you joined in on it...We can ultimately give all snubbers a fit...
I thought I commented this already! I guess I snubbed it..
Drew Breezzy: Dost Thou Snub This Hub...That's Not Right, Bub...Only a Dubbed Blub would dare to Snub this Hub...After reading how that's a Big Flub...that can cause lots of troub! Anyways...Thanks for commenting and stopping in for a visit.
lol! these lines are really worth a great laugh!
aesthunter: Glad you had a great laugh with them. Thanks for your comment. Check out any of my other "Manly" Poetry Hubs...when you have the time!
Thanks for makin me laugh manlypoetryman!
Ms Chievous: Thanks for stopping by and for doing the laughing!
Manly, I read this a earlier today and I was laughing, I kept going over it trying to sound like an animated Dr. Seuss special! I had so much fun with this one xD
Am I dead: Thanks for stopping in and reading my hub about snubs...Glad it was fun and not a flub! Sincerely, MPM
Fun poem. I'm going for green eggs and ham this morning.
philip carey: Well...enjoy your "green eggs and ham"...Glad you liked my fun hub on snubs...I am. Sincerely, MPM
Embedded within the text here is some sage advice, manlypoetryman. Thanks for the poem!
dohn121: Thanks for reading this one...You think there might be a hint or two in this ?!? NAA..Surley Not...from me...I'm juz' your friendly ol' neighborhood manly poetry man : ) ! Appreciate your comment.
Do not do it in a house,
Do not to it with a mouse.
Do not do it here or there
Do not do it anywhere!
Good hub!
Carol The Writer: There ya' go; Now that's the spirit...State it out loud for all to hear it. A Poetry response put down in the comment area into format...Done with a catchy phrase...and in a style like "Cat in the Hat"! (Thank you for your comment..and for readin' this one about "Snubs on Hubs") Sincerely, MPM
nice and inspiring manlypoetryman! great words which you can see when you read it carefully! Thank you!
alexandriaruthk: Ahh, Yes...There is much revealed inside the words of "Poetry"...even upon a fun rhyme Poem of Snubbing and Hubbing :)! Thank you for reading this one and for your comment. Glad you found it nice and inspiring. Humble Regards, MPM
What a great poem that means so much but still made me laugh my butt off.
I have said it and will continue to. It simply amazes me the talent that we have at Hubpages.
AEvans loved your poem enough to suggest it for my blog and I couldnt agree more.
Now your poem is also up on my blog forever. If you want to see it the link to my blog is on my profile.
Great work
Cheers
Dale
Thank you, Dale: Appreciate your comments...and for putting my poem up on your blog (Also appreciate AE suggesting it!)Going to go check out your blog...shortly. Glad this made you laugh. Thanks also for stoppin' in and readin' my Poem on "Snubs on Hubs"...See ya' around Hub World! Humbly, MPM
Totally awesome! Loved reading it! Dr. Seuss had nuthin on you :-) Rock on!
pddm67: Ha...ha! What a great comment. Thanks...but I would humbly and simply say that I learned rhymin' from the best of 'em...and he was among the very best...all time! Do appreciate you stoppin' in to visit this ol' snub hubbery poem. It was most assuredly beginning to rust...I do hope it gave you a laugh or two...I trust? Humble Regards, MPM
This is awesome and I agree. I'll be nice to you, so you be nice to me. Wondreful advice.
zzron: Thanks, my friend...Works for me...let's all be civil then...and Stop all the Snubs! Best of Fortune to you in your writings. Humble Regards, MPM
I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s 2 years ago
I love it!! Kudo's manley!! :)